People who live in grass houses....

...shouldn't stow thrones.
At least, that would be the experience of Flat Hat, Bob Ndinglo, chief of Bongor, Chad, known to his friends as Bongor Rejig, after buying a new throne for his grass hut and deciding to store the old one in his loft. Unfortunately, Bob had stored the old throne directly above his new one and when the ceiling collapsed under the weight, both were destroyed and had to be throne away.

A lesson to us all, perhaps!